Biology Op-Ed: Please Let Me Live Vicariously Through Your Perfect Data June 22, 2019 Fragnance Conchord Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!
Chemistry Health Inspector Deeply Unsettled By Lab’s “Do Not Microwave Fish, Curry, Or Aromatic Hydrocarbons” Note June 16, 2019 Craig Fay “I worry that the inclusion of “aromatic hydrocarbons” implies the issue was mostly due to their strong smell, and not the extremely high risk of cancer.”
Chemistry Science Fair’s Baking Soda Volcanoes Completely Upstaged By Regular Volcano May 6, 2019 Amar Singh While there were no casualties, all staff agreed they’d rather die in a real volcano than have to see another baking soda one.
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Chemistry How Did This Particle Get So Alpha? He Swears By Having Two Protons and Two Neutrons April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham
Biology Scientists Confirm ‘We Have No Goddamn Idea’ Whether Chocolate Is Good Or Bad For You April 11, 2019 Editor
Chemistry Food Scientists Determine Soup Was Not As Spicy as Karen Said it Was March 19, 2019 Amy Bugg
Chemistry Can You Afford To Eat Today, Or Are You An Undergrad Who Has Broken Some Glassware? February 9, 2019 Lexa Graham Many students are facing a difficult choice; either buying an entire week’s worth of groceries, or accidentally chipping one frail beaker.