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Dr. Claudia Geller, the pediatric therapist who has been working with God since the dawn of time, recognized early that she was dealing with more than just an inflated ego after outbursts so notable they received name recognition (e.g., The Big Bang). He thought He was omnipotent.
Dr. Geller reflected, “We know that labeling children ‘smart’ can have unintended consequences. At first, they have delusions of grandeur,” explained Dr. Geller. “With God, these were so excessive that we named the complex after Him, which of course, stalled our progress. That was a big lesson for me. But as they say, to err is human.”
Things seemed to change once Dr. Geller consulted with God’s mom, Barb.
“There was this time when Isaac Newton discovered the simplicity behind God’s work like F=ma which really knocked His sense of superiority,” explained Barb, God’s mom. “And the final undoing was when Einstein unearthed E=mc2. He really languished.”
That’s when Dr. Geller had her ‘aha!’ moment for the new approach.
“It was an act of God!” said Dr. Geller.
Once Dr. Geller suggested God’s Mom highlight His hard work, rather than His intelligence, God was resurrected. “Of course, she has to contend with what seems like the whole world marveling at His intelligent design. But consistently redirecting her focus back to His industriousness has truly been divine intervention.”
