Protocols

Our protocol as followed leads to a 92% decrease in student interaction so you can spend more time crying into a petri dish.

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.

The loss of desperately needed money can easily be converted into an increased stress load with the right tools.

Our protocol ensures that the mouthfeel of your morning coffee requires exactly as much teeth grinding as your 10am meeting.