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Protocols

Life changing step-by-step instructions to improve your laboratory and your life

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Protocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting

April 16, 2020 Editor

Protocols

Protocol: How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone But Still Get Raw-Dogged By Midterms

February 13, 2020 Amar Singh

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Protocol: How To Get A Cute, Mid-Tier Journal To Notice You

February 2, 2020 Em Miraglia

Protocols

Protocol: Strategizing Your Office Hours For Minimal Student Interaction

December 16, 2019 Lexa Graham

Our protocol as followed leads to a 92% decrease in student interaction so you can spend more time crying into a petri dish.

Engineering

Top Ten Scientific Tips On How To Finish Reading This Scientific Article

November 28, 2019 Marc Hallworth

Medicine

Protocol: How To Get A Beach Body With Just A Few Centuries Of Erosion

July 15, 2019 Lexa Graham
Astronomy

Protocol: Explaining That The Moon Does In Fact Rotate To Your Relatives

April 26, 2019 Rebecca Reeds

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.

Protocols

Protocol: Transforming Funding Cuts Into More Efficient Mental Breakdowns

November 15, 2018 Editor

The loss of desperately needed money can easily be converted into an increased stress load with the right tools.

Protocols

Protocol: Calibrating The Office Coffee To Match The Office Sadness

September 24, 2018 Lexa Graham

Our protocol ensures that the mouthfeel of your morning coffee requires exactly as much teeth grinding as your 10am meeting.

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Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

Cool! This Bottle Of Reagent Has Been In The Lab So Long It Just Received Tenure

Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box

Parents Demand Recall After Child Who Read ‘Quantum Physics For Babies’ Still Can’t Explain String Theory

How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

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