Protocols

Our protocol as followed leads to a 92% decrease in student interaction so you can spend more time crying into a petri dish.

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.

The loss of desperately needed money can easily be converted into an increased stress load with the right tools.