Biology Exhausted Ecologists Announce New Policy Of Only Saving Species That Spark Joy October 10, 2019 Lexa Graham
Research Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude October 7, 2019 Brad Meader
Most cited Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades October 1, 2019 Craig Fay
Medicine Teens At House Party Caught Getting Vaccinated Out Of Their Fucking Minds June 26, 2019 Lexa Graham “We knew something was up when we saw used hypodermic needles all over the lawn,” said police spokeswoman Carol O’Rourke.
Biology Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege May 23, 2019 Lexa Graham “I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Biology Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy April 29, 2019 Marcus Haugen “I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”
Research PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham “I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”
Astronomy Feminist Heroes! NASA Releases Stunning New Photos Of Mars Without Makeup April 7, 2019 James Island
