Medicine Teens At House Party Caught Getting Vaccinated Out Of Their Fucking Minds June 26, 2019 Lexa Graham “We knew something was up when we saw used hypodermic needles all over the lawn,” said police spokeswoman Carol O’Rourke.
Biology Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege May 23, 2019 Lexa Graham “I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Biology Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy April 29, 2019 Marcus Haugen “I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”
Research PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham “I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”
Astronomy Feminist Heroes! NASA Releases Stunning New Photos Of Mars Without Makeup April 7, 2019 James Island
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard February 16, 2019 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Research Professor Excited For Decades Of Research To Be Completely Misinterpreted By Media January 22, 2019 Lexa Graham “It’s an honor to have so many people read about all my hard work and come to a completely wrong conclusion about any real-world applications”
