Biology Microbiologist’s Presentation On E. Coli Increasingly Devolving Into A PowerPoint On How Cute Bacteria Are August 28, 2019 Allison Gasparini She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”
Biology Jawless, Parasitic Fish Joins The Cast Of The View August 27, 2019 Darren Springer “we at The View pride ourselves on the diversity of the voices featured on our program”
Astronomy Disney Acquires NASA And Announces Live Action Remake Of The Moon Landing August 25, 2019 Rob Ito Disney is likely hoping the cult following from the original film will translate into box office success.
Astronomy Astrophysicists Find Middle-School Diary Has Most Powerful Dark Energy In Known Universe August 20, 2019 Allison Gasparini The most powerful source of dark energy in the journal comes from a poem entitled “When I First Saw You On Omegle.”
Astronomy Paleobiologists Confirm Primordial Soup Could Have Used A Bit More Garlic August 15, 2019 Vicky Richards
Chemistry Nutritionists Recommend Replacing Deep-Fried Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes with Baked Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes August 2, 2019 Darren Springer It cuts down on calories, saturated fat, and cholesterol by as much as ‘some,’”
Medicine Report: Restricting Screen Time Among Young Children May Leave Them Dangerously Unaware of Which Celebrities Have Been Cancelled July 28, 2019 Darren Springer
Medicine Scientists Remind Public That Surest Form Of Early Cancer Detection Is Still Checking If Hand If Bigger Than Face July 25, 2019 James Island
Biology Fossil Records Show That Birds Have Been Skipping Leg Day For Millions Of Years July 21, 2019 Leonard Chan “They definitely worked on their upper bodies, but their legs are like a bundle of pine needles.”
Biology Scientist Collecting Mosquito Urine Insists It’s Totally For Science and Definitely Not a Fetish Thing July 21, 2019 Leonard Chan He insists that his interest is purely professional
