Biology

“I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.

“We were facing a tough quarter, and we needed a revenue booster, and someone suggested Vitamin D as a joke”

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

“I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”