Research

She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”

You thought scientists were always right???

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“I worry that the inclusion of “aromatic hydrocarbons” implies the issue was mostly due to their strong smell, and not the extremely high risk of cancer.”

“I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”