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Forensic Science Prodigy Pronounces Man “Hella Dead”
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Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades
Medicine

Teens At House Party Caught Getting Vaccinated Out Of Their Fucking Minds
Biology

Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy
Biology

Punk Snake Gets Tongue Unforked

Tragic! Study On The Negative Psychological Effects Of Using Social Media Has Only Received Six Likes

New Book On Dunning-Kruger Effect Includes Complementary Mirror

Oil Company To Invest In Green Energy After Change Of Heart, Multi-Billion Dollar Loss

Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life

Scientists Confirm Sex With A Neanderthal Would Have Been Fucking Mind-blowing

Uh Oh! University’s Health & Wellness Email Not Cutting It For Students Enduring A Global Pandemic

Latest News & Views

Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home

February 1, 2021

Whoopsie! Researcher Accidentally Submits Paper To Science Total Landscaping

November 17, 2020

Lazy Cell Still Gets Mom To Fold Its Proteins

October 18, 2020

Latest Research

New Study Finds That Most Study Findings Are Things We Pretty Much Already Knew

6 Ways To Say ‘I Don’t Have Any New Data’ At Your Next Lab Meeting

February 25, 2021

Scientists Question Theory Of Relativity After Student Skips Through Safety Protocol Slides Faster Than Speed Of Light

February 24, 2021

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Retro! This Hipster Chemist Only Pipettes By Mouth And Now He Is Very Sick

October 5, 2020

Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint

September 28, 2020

Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months

September 27, 2020

Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List

September 15, 2020

Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses

August 27, 2020

Scientific Baby Names To Help Your Newborn Get Noticed By The Ivy League

August 24, 2020

Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists

August 12, 2020

Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Living Room Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades

August 10, 2020

Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways

🔒 Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive!

World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits

Scientists Now Say Diplodocus May Have Evolved Whiplike Tail To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom

Wow! This University Is So Committed To Improving Mental Health It’s Making Student Volunteers Help Each Other For Free

Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

Queen Bee Executed After Successful Coup By Worker Bees

Wow! Several Videos Showed These Apples Were Bad But Then The Apple Union Was Like, “Nuh Uh,” And Now The Apples Are Tear Gassing Us

Fish File Complaint After Sharp Increase In Trash Dumped Into Their Waters

“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists

Epidemiologists Sound Alarm About Drastic Increase In “Disappearing Spine Disease” Currently Ravaging Elected Officials

Local Sharks Disappointed To Learn Beaches Weren’t Closed Because Of Them

Terrified Scientists Discover Colossal Squid’s Even Bigger Ancestor: Absolute Unit Squid

Aww! FOX Just Donated Millions Of “The Masked Singer” Costumes To Some Confused Hospital Staff

Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You)

Scientists Fear That Society Is Unprepared For Imminent Post-Covid-19 Orgy

HGTV Announces Even Tinier House Hunters Spin-Off Featuring All-Hermit Crab Cast

Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave

Zoologist Takes Credit For Pandas Mating After Playing Them His “Songs To Smash To” Playlist

Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

Gut Bacteria Declare State Of Emergency After Record-Breaking Mountain Dew Floods

Microdosing Apples? This New Craze Could Keep The Doctor Just A Little Bit Away

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How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box

Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint

Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

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🔒 Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

July 27, 2020
New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side

February 4, 2019
How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

July 24, 2020
Feminist Heroes! NASA Releases Stunning New Photos Of Mars Without Makeup

April 7, 2019
Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box

June 12, 2020
17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine

May 5, 2019
Success! Student Aces Thesis Defense After Harshest Committee Member Can’t Figure Out How To Unmute Mic

April 14, 2020
Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(

September 9, 2019
God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

April 22, 2020
Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege

May 23, 2019
Tragic! Study On The Negative Psychological Effects Of Using Social Media Has Only Received Six Likes

April 8, 2021
Protocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting

April 16, 2020
Parents Demand Recall After Child Who Read ‘Quantum Physics For Babies’ Still Can’t Explain String Theory

May 13, 2020
QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

November 10, 2019

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