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Mitochondria Confirm They’re Also The Power Bottom Of The Cell
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Competitive Faculty Position Selection Process Includes Chalk Talk, Brutal Gladiator-Style Combat

October 11, 2024

First Year Psych Student Confidently Diagnoses Friend With Disorder She Just Learned Existed

October 10, 2024

she has now diagnosed as many mental illnesses in the past month that would take a trained psychologist at least a decade

Study Finds The Best Way To Fix The Printer Is To Throw That Fucking Thing Out And Buy Another One

October 10, 2024

Oops! School’s Periodic Table Is Missing All The Newly Discovered Elements And Also Important Ones Like Carbon

September 26, 2024

10 Mild Inconveniences To Wish On That Researcher Who Beat You Out On That Grant

September 25, 2024

Institutional Animal Welfare Group Proposes Humane Endpoints for Ph.D. Students

September 19, 2024

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September 14, 2024

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September 13, 2024

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

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10 Mild Inconveniences To Wish On That Researcher Who Beat You Out On That Grant

September 25, 2024

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September 19, 2024

Woke! This Scientist Of Color Just Got Asked To Be On An Unpaid Diversity Committee

September 17, 2024

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Baby Scientists Discussing Possibility Of Mommy Just Being Behind Hands

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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard

A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.

QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

Mitochondria Confirm They’re Also The Power Bottom Of The Cell

Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope

The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”

Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Place Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades

Quiet Quitting? This Line Of Antibiotics Stopped Working!

Is It A Mass Extinction Or Is God Calling All The Cuties Home?

Killer Asteroid’s Lawyer Gets Charges Reduced To Meteoroid Manslaughter

September 12, 2023

Alien From Venus Evaporates After One Minute In Phoenix, Arizona

August 24, 2023

Awesome! These Cell Cultures Waited Until Friday at 5pm to Need Passaging

Cool! Snakes Tired of Being Poached for Boots Are Evolving Skin To Look Cheap and Tasteless

Experimental Psychology Professor Assigns 500 Page Essay On Sleep Deprivation Due Tomorrow

Wow! This Newly Discovered Dinosaur Was Just Elected Nation’s Youngest Senator

Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life

Scientists Confirm Sex With A Neanderthal Would Have Been Fucking Mind-blowing

Oops! Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spills Millions Of Gallons of Wind Into The Ocean

Protocol: How To Use Data Science To Prove Your Roommate Is Slacking On Dishes

February 7, 2021

Pandas Roll in Horse Feces to Keep Warm, Announce Zoo Koalas, Snickering

February 2, 2021

Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home

February 1, 2021

Whoopsie! Researcher Accidentally Submits Paper To Science Total Landscaping

November 17, 2020

Lazy Cell Still Gets Mom To Fold Its Proteins

October 18, 2020

Retro! This Hipster Chemist Only Pipettes By Mouth And Now He Is Very Sick

October 5, 2020

Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months

September 27, 2020

Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List

September 15, 2020

Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses

August 27, 2020

Scientific Baby Names To Help Your Newborn Get Noticed By The Ivy League

August 24, 2020

Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists

August 12, 2020

Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways

Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive!

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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard

Protocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting

QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

Wow! This Overachieving Academic Published AND Perished

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Cosmic Breakthrough? Scientists Now Suspect The Universe Is Expanding Because It’s Trying To Avoid Us

November 28, 2021
Institutional Animal Welfare Group Proposes Humane Endpoints for Ph.D. Students

September 19, 2024
New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side

February 4, 2019
Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

July 27, 2020
Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

February 14, 2019
Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy

April 29, 2019
Cool! This Bottle Of Reagent Has Been In The Lab So Long It Just Received Tenure

May 9, 2020
Tragic! Study On The Negative Psychological Effects Of Using Social Media Has Only Received Six Likes

April 8, 2021
Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

October 1, 2019
QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

June 8, 2024
Protocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting

September 16, 2024
Protocol: How To Convince Your Date To Come Back To Your Lab Because You Have A Timepoint To Finish

April 19, 2024
Climate Scientists Say Rising Sea Levels Are Either Caused By Climate Change Or A Bunch Of People Getting Into The Water At The Same Time

July 12, 2024
Forensic Science Prodigy Pronounces Man “Hella Dead”

March 23, 2019

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