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Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40
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Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude

Fecal Transplant Doctor Can’t Figure Out Why Other Surgeons Won’t Eat Lunch With Him

January 14, 2020

PETA Slams Academy Awards For Lack Of Biodiversity After Yet Another List Of All-Human Oscar Nominees

January 13, 2020

Dude! Archaeologists Just Discovered Some New Nazca Lines And They’re Honestly Sick As Hell

January 9, 2020

PhD Chemist Somehow Unable To Make Half-Decent Cup Of Coffee

January 8, 2020

QUIZ: Is It Lyme Disease Or Just The Crushing Reality We All Live In? [Sponsored by WebMD]

January 6, 2020

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December 29, 2019

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December 17, 2019

Doctors Hate Him! This Guy Keeps Shoving Apples Up His Dick

December 12, 2019

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Adorable! This Grad Student Genuinely Thought They’d “Get Some Writing Done” Over The Holidays

December 29, 2019

Undergrad Accidentally Destroys Nanochemist’s Prizewinning Chemistree After Sneezing Too Close To Microscope

December 23, 2019

How To Get Your Kids Interested In STEM By Testing These Famous (But Mildly Unethical) Experiments On Them!

December 22, 2019

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November 28, 2019

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November 25, 2019

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November 24, 2019

Man Arrested After Dinosaur Remains Found In His Backyard

November 21, 2019

Despite the damning evidence, Green claims ignorance that the body was even there.

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November 18, 2019

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November 13, 2019

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November 12, 2019

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November 10, 2019

After 12th Beer, Drunk Scientist Claims To Have Discovered What Your Goddamn Problem Is

November 3, 2019

Dr. Mossman loudly cited factors such as your dumb haircut, your piss-poor attitude and the way you’re running your mouth all the time.

First Year Psych Student Confidently Diagnoses Friend With Disorder She Just Learned Existed

November 2, 2019

she has now diagnosed as many mental illnesses in the past month that would take a trained psychologist at least a decade

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Exhausted Ecologists Announce New Policy Of Only Saving Species That Spark Joy

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