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Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40
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Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege
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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard
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Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(
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Theoretical Physicists Confirm Earth Is Neither Flat Nor Round, But A Series Of Quantized Earth Orbitals

Developmental Psychologist Struggles To Hide Excitement After Toddler Discovered Living In Wolf Den

Grad Student Saved In Dramatic Rescue After Falling Down Citation Rabbit Hole

Quarantined Professor Gets Grad Students To Feed His Pet Theory

“Pretty Sure I Don’t Belong Here” Says Impressive Line On Your CV

Co-Convention on Environmentally Wasteful Travel & Spreading Infectious Diseases Should Not Have Been Held On Cruise Ship, Say Stranded Attendees

Professor Studying The Effects Of Poverty On Depression Still Can’t Figure Out Why His Grad Students Are So Unhappy

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World Leaders Pledge to Replace Earth Hour With Earth Moment of Silence by 2050

Friends Encourage Blue Moon To Seek Therapy

Protocol: Using Centrifugal Force To Separate Children From The Contents Of Their Own Stomach

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Quarantined Professor Gets Grad Students To Feed His Pet Theory

“Pretty Sure I Don’t Belong Here” Says Impressive Line On Your CV

Professor Studying The Effects Of Poverty On Depression Still Can’t Figure Out Why His Grad Students Are So Unhappy

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Disease Stricken Surfer Won’t Stop Referring To Illness As ‘TUBULAR-colosis’ 🤙

I’m Celebrating World Water Day By Drinking As Much Water As I Can! Or, Wait, Am I Supposed To Celebrate By Not Drinking Any Water At All? What Does Water Want From Me??

Manufacturing Plant Celebrates World Water Day By Adding Colorful Pollutants Into Water Supply

Lazy Cell Gets Mom To Fold Its Proteins

Facing Shortage of Tests, CDC Will Now Only Screen For COVID-19 If Patient Has Been Verified On Twitter

Hospitals Beg Public To Stop Panic Buying Medical Ventilators

Yes, I Have Completed 47 Hours of Biosafety Training. Do I Know How To Properly Dispose Of This Hazardous Material? Of Course Not.

How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

QUIZ: Which Element Are You Based On Atomic Number?

Monogamy Is “Unnatural” Reports Recently Heartbroken Scientist

Yas Queen! Climate Scientists Say We Should Prepare For An Entire Hot Girl Century!!!

Gen Z Biology Students Identify Most With Lysosome, The Trash Can Of The Cell

Thank Jesus! Animation Researchers Confirm That Putting Eyelashes On A Cartoon DOES Make It A Girl, So It’s OKAY That You Want To Have Sex With That Animated Bug

Uh Oh! This Geneticist Can Only Write Using The Letters A, C, G, and T

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Amber Alert! Look At This Cool Ant From 3,000,000 Years Ago

February 29, 2020

Alien Growing Tired Of Abducting Fuckbois Who Don’t Reciprocate Probing

February 27, 2020

In Last Ditch Funding Effort, CDC Renames Every Disease “Cancer”

February 27, 2020

Punk Bear Begs Ecologists For More Piercings

February 26, 2020

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Protocol: How To Get A Cute, Mid-Tier Journal To Notice You

Help! My Advisor Said They Were “Just Going Out For A Pack Of Smokes” And Now They’re On Sabbatical For A Year

Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

Exhausted Ecologists Announce New Policy Of Only Saving Species That Spark Joy

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Engineering Analysis: Stairway To Heaven Structurally Unsound, Could Not Support Own Weight

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Can You Afford To Eat Today, Or Are You An Undergrad Who Has Broken Some Glassware?

February 9, 2019
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Deep Sea Divers Discover Three New Aquatic Monstrosities

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