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Environment QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left? June 8, 2024
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Medicine Experimental Psychology Professor Assigns 500 Page Essay On Sleep Deprivation Due Tomorrow May 12, 2022
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Astronomy Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life March 18, 2021
Biology Scientists Confirm Sex With A Neanderthal Would Have Been Fucking Mind-blowing March 15, 2021
Engineering Oops! Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spills Millions Of Gallons of Wind Into The Ocean March 2, 2021
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Medicine Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home February 1, 2021
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Chemistry Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List September 15, 2020
Engineering Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses August 27, 2020
Medicine Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists August 12, 2020
Biology Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways August 5, 2020
Medicine Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves July 27, 2020
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QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?