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Professor Excited For Decades Of Research To Be Completely Misinterpreted By Media
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Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades
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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard
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Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude
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Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

November 10, 2019

Grad Student’s Small Side Project Blossoms Into Year-Long Nightmare

November 6, 2019

After 12th Beer, Drunk Scientist Claims To Have Discovered What Your Goddamn Problem Is

November 3, 2019

Dr. Mossman loudly cited factors such as your dumb haircut, your piss-poor attitude and the way you’re running your mouth all the time.

First Year Psych Student Confidently Diagnoses Friend With Disorder She Just Learned Existed

November 2, 2019

she has now diagnosed as many mental illnesses in the past month that would take a trained psychologist at least a decade

Scientist Wins Prize For Scariest Costume After Dressing Up As The UN Climate Report

October 31, 2019

Mitochondria Confirm They’re Also The Power Bottom Of The Cell

October 29, 2019

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Wow! This New Office Chair Is Specially Engineered To Support Your Spine, But Break Your Spirit

October 27, 2019

Humans Need 12 Hours of Sleep a Day Claims This Unemployed Boyfriend

October 24, 2019

Galápagos Residents Growing Concerned Over “Troublesome” Relationship Between 144-Year-Old Tortoise and Supple Young 96-Year-Old Tortoise

October 22, 2019

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Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude

October 7, 2019

Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

October 1, 2019

Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(

September 9, 2019

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First Images From Deep Space Probe Confirm That Lens Cap Was Left On

October 21, 2019

Concerned Mother Launches Research Institute To Determine Why You Aren’t Married Yet

October 17, 2019

World’s Loneliest Whale Has Been Swimming Alone For Decades Because It Won’t Stop Talking About Intermittent Fasting

October 16, 2019

Theoretical Physicists Confirm Earth Is Neither Flat Nor Round, But A Series Of Quantized Earth Orbitals

October 16, 2019

Whoops! This Quirky Lil Immune System Forgot to Stop Tuberculosis

October 14, 2019

Exhausted Ecologists Announce New Policy Of Only Saving Species That Spark Joy

October 10, 2019

Study Shows 95% Of Working Adults Are Gonna Have To Rain Check For Tonight, Sry!

October 4, 2019

Gene Responsible For Cowardice Discovered Trembling At Side Of Petri Dish

October 1, 2019

Wow! This New Wellness Guru Successfully Removed A Cancer Patient’s Entire Savings

September 23, 2019

The company claims this is the first known instance of a complete medical bankruptcy without the help of the American healthcare system.

Studies Show Your Mom Would Like You Better If You’d Just Stop Slouching In Photos, Damn It

September 19, 2019

Microbiologist’s Presentation On E. Coli Increasingly Devolving Into A PowerPoint On How Cute Bacteria Are

August 28, 2019

She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”

Jawless, Parasitic Fish Joins The Cast Of The View

August 27, 2019

“we at The View pride ourselves on the diversity of the voices featured on our program”

Disney Acquires NASA And Announces Live Action Remake Of The Moon Landing

August 25, 2019

Disney is likely hoping the cult following from the original film will translate into box office success.

Astrophysicists Find Middle-School Diary Has Most Powerful Dark Energy In Known Universe

August 20, 2019

The most powerful source of dark energy in the journal comes from a poem entitled “When I First Saw You On Omegle.”

Paleobiologists Confirm Primordial Soup  Could Have Used A Bit More Garlic

August 15, 2019

Nutritionists Recommend Replacing Deep-Fried Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes with Baked Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes

It cuts down on calories, saturated fat, and cholesterol by as much as ‘some,’”

Report: Restricting Screen Time Among Young Children May Leave Them Dangerously Unaware of Which Celebrities Have Been Cancelled

Scientists Remind Public That Surest Form Of Early Cancer Detection Is Still Checking If Hand If Bigger Than Face

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New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side

Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(

Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard

Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

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