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Engineering Uh Oh! Your Uncle’s Amazon Alexa Just Started Ranting About Conspiracy Theories January 14, 2021
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Engineering New Smartphone Wondering When It’s Ever Going To Use All This Data It’s Collecting On You January 7, 2021
Biology Grad Student Desperate To Finish Experiments Smuggles Electron Microscope Home January 4, 2021
Research Missing The Annual Holiday Party? Here’s How To Feel Just As Uncomfortable At Home December 23, 2020
Chemistry Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List September 15, 2020
Engineering Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses August 27, 2020
Biology Grad Student Desperate To Finish Experiments Smuggles Electron Microscope Home January 4, 2021
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Medicine Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists August 12, 2020
Biology Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Living Room Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades August 10, 2020
Biology Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways August 5, 2020
Medicine 🔒 Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves July 27, 2020
Biology Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive! July 22, 2020
Engineering World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits July 22, 2020
Biology Scientists Now Say Diplodocus May Have Evolved Whiplike Tail To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom July 20, 2020
Medicine Wow! This University Is So Committed To Improving Mental Health It’s Making Student Volunteers Help Each Other For Free July 16, 2020
Biology Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot July 15, 2020
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Medicine Epidemiologists Sound Alarm About Drastic Increase In “Disappearing Spine Disease” Currently Ravaging Elected Officials June 7, 2020
Biology Terrified Scientists Discover Colossal Squid’s Even Bigger Ancestor: Absolute Unit Squid May 22, 2020
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Biology Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You) May 18, 2020
Biology Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods April 28, 2020
Biology Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats April 27, 2020
Biology God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image April 22, 2020
Biology Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave April 20, 2020
Biology Zoologist Takes Credit For Pandas Mating After Playing Them His “Songs To Smash To” Playlist April 17, 2020
Biology Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It April 15, 2020
Biology Gut Bacteria Declare State Of Emergency After Record-Breaking Mountain Dew Floods April 8, 2020
Medicine Microdosing Apples? This New Craze Could Keep The Doctor Just A Little Bit Away April 7, 2020
Medicine Developmental Psychologist Struggles To Hide Excitement After Toddler Discovered Living In Wolf Den April 3, 2020
Environment Co-Convention on Environmentally Wasteful Travel & Spreading Infectious Diseases Should Not Have Been Held On Cruise Ship, Say Stranded Attendees March 31, 2020
Environment World Leaders Pledge to Replace Earth Hour With Earth Moment of Silence by 2050 March 26, 2020
Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains