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Chemistry

Pre-Med Student Tearfully Deletes “𝒜𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒟𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇👩‍⚕️” From Instagram Bio After First Organic Chemistry Midterm
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Researcher Excited For Decades Of Research To Be Completely Misinterpreted By Media
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Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades
Environment

Yas Queen! Climate Scientists Say We Should Prepare For An Entire Hot Girl Century!!!

Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Living Room Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades

August 10, 2020

Revised Laws of Physics For Your School’s Coronavirus Reopening Plan

Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways

Sneaky! This Woman Replaced Her Teeth With Some Knuckle Bones So They’d Be Covered By Health Insurance

Adorable! This Grad Student Genuinely Thought They’d Get Some Writing Done Over Quarantine

Scientist’s Eureka Moment Downgraded To Coffee High

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World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits

Scientists Now Say Diplodocus May Have Evolved Whiplike Tail To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom

Wow! This University Is So Committed To Improving Mental Health It’s Making Student Volunteers Help Each Other For Free

Latest Research

Scientist’s Eureka Moment Downgraded To Coffee High

Woke! This Scientist Of Color Just Got Asked To Be On An Unpaid Diversity Committee

Cute Summer Outfits You’ll Never Get To Wear Because They Are Banned From The Lab

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Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

Queen Bee Executed After Successful Coup By Worker Bees

Wow! Several Videos Showed These Apples Were Bad But Then The Apple Union Was Like, “Nuh Uh,” And Now The Apples Are Tear Gassing Us

Fish File Complaint After Sharp Increase In Trash Dumped Into Their Waters

“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists

Epidemiologists Sound Alarm About Drastic Increase In “Disappearing Spine Disease” Currently Ravaging Elected Officials

Local Sharks Disappointed To Learn Beaches Weren’t Closed Because Of Them

Terrified Scientists Discover Colossal Squid’s Even Bigger Ancestor: Absolute Unit Squid

Aww! FOX Just Donated Millions Of “The Masked Singer” Costumes To Some Confused Hospital Staff

Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You)

Scientists Fear That Society Is Unprepared For Imminent Post-Covid-19 Orgy

HGTV Announces Even Tinier House Hunters Spin-Off Featuring All-Hermit Crab Cast

Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave

Zoologist Takes Credit For Pandas Mating After Playing Them His “Songs To Smash To” Playlist

Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

Gut Bacteria Declare State Of Emergency After Record-Breaking Mountain Dew Floods

Microdosing Apples? This New Craze Could Keep The Doctor Just A Little Bit Away

Developmental Psychologist Struggles To Hide Excitement After Toddler Discovered Living In Wolf Den

Co-Convention on Environmentally Wasteful Travel & Spreading Infectious Diseases Should Not Have Been Held On Cruise Ship, Say Stranded Attendees

Overworked Primary Alcohol Excited To Oxidize With Long, Hot Reflux

Kinky Alpha Helix Experiments With Peptide Bondage

Incredible! This Horse Sanctuary Runs Entirely On Big Dick Energy

World Leaders Pledge to Replace Earth Hour With Earth Moment of Silence by 2050

Friends Encourage Blue Moon To Seek Therapy

Protocol: Using Centrifugal Force To Separate Children From The Contents Of Their Own Stomach

Disease Stricken Surfer Won’t Stop Referring To Illness As ‘TUBULAR-colosis’ 🤙

I’m Celebrating World Water Day By Drinking As Much Water As I Can! Or, Wait, Am I Supposed To Celebrate By Not Drinking Any Water At All? What Does Water Want From Me??

Manufacturing Plant Celebrates World Water Day By Adding Colorful Pollutants Into Water Supply

Lazy Cell Gets Mom To Fold Its Proteins

Facing Shortage of Tests, CDC Will Now Only Screen For COVID-19 If Patient Has Been Verified On Twitter

Hospitals Beg Public To Stop Panic Buying Medical Ventilators

Yes, I Have Completed 47 Hours of Biosafety Training. Do I Know How To Properly Dispose Of This Hazardous Material? Of Course Not.

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Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

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Cool! This Bottle Of Reagent Has Been In The Lab So Long It Just Received Tenure

Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

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