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“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists
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Pre-Med Student Tearfully Deletes “𝒜𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒟𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇👩‍⚕️” From Instagram Bio After First Organic Chemistry Midterm
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September 14, 2020

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September 13, 2020

Scientist Who Left Growth Medium Out Over Shutdown Now Struggling to Care for Newborn Mould Ball

September 8, 2020

Haunted? My Pipette Keeps Turning Up On My Coworker’s Bench

September 7, 2020

Virtual Laboratory Student Still Manages To Spill Acid Everywhere

September 1, 2020

Genius? This University Is Forcing Students To Pay Full Price For Some Khan Academy Links

August 30, 2020

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Scientist Who Left Growth Medium Out Over Shutdown Now Struggling to Care for Newborn Mould Ball

September 8, 2020

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September 7, 2020

Virtual Laboratory Student Still Manages To Spill Acid Everywhere

September 1, 2020

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Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave

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Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

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Microdosing Apples? This New Craze Could Keep The Doctor Just A Little Bit Away

Developmental Psychologist Struggles To Hide Excitement After Toddler Discovered Living In Wolf Den

Co-Convention on Environmentally Wasteful Travel & Spreading Infectious Diseases Should Not Have Been Held On Cruise Ship, Say Stranded Attendees

Overworked Primary Alcohol Excited To Oxidize With Long, Hot Reflux

Kinky Alpha Helix Experiments With Peptide Bondage

Incredible! This Horse Sanctuary Runs Entirely On Big Dick Energy

World Leaders Pledge to Replace Earth Hour With Earth Moment of Silence by 2050

Friends Encourage Blue Moon To Seek Therapy

Protocol: Using Centrifugal Force To Separate Children From The Contents Of Their Own Stomach

Disease Stricken Surfer Won’t Stop Referring To Illness As ‘TUBULAR-colosis’ 🤙

I’m Celebrating World Water Day By Drinking As Much Water As I Can! Or, Wait, Am I Supposed To Celebrate By Not Drinking Any Water At All? What Does Water Want From Me??

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