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Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude
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17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine
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First Year Psych Student Confidently Diagnoses Friend With Disorder She Just Learned Existed
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Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades
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Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

Cute Summer Outfits You’ll Never Get To Wear Because They Are Banned From The Lab

Study Shows Attraction To Tall Men Drops By 87% When Their Giant Goddamn Head Blocks View At Movie Theatre

Rejected: Reviewer 3’s Comments On The Birthday Card You Sent Your Mother

Climate Scientists Say Rising Sea Levels Are Either Caused By Climate Change Or A Bunch Of People Getting Into The Water At The Same Time

Grad Student Life Hack: Save On Rent By Squatting In Your Empty Lab!

Locked Down Biologist Finally Understands Desperation Of Lab Rats Trying To Escape Containment

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Epidemiologists Sound Alarm About Drastic Increase In “Disappearing Spine Disease” Currently Ravaging Elected Officials

Local Sharks Disappointed To Learn Beaches Weren’t Closed Because Of Them

Terrified Scientists Discover Colossal Squid’s Even Bigger Ancestor: Absolute Unit Squid

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Rejected: Reviewer 3’s Comments On The Birthday Card You Sent Your Mother

Grad Student Life Hack: Save On Rent By Squatting In Your Empty Lab!

Locked Down Biologist Finally Understands Desperation Of Lab Rats Trying To Escape Containment

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Aww! FOX Just Donated Millions Of “The Masked Singer” Costumes To Some Confused Hospital Staff

Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You)

Scientists Fear That Society Is Unprepared For Imminent Post-Covid-19 Orgy

HGTV Announces Even Tinier House Hunters Spin-Off Featuring All-Hermit Crab Cast

Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave

Zoologist Takes Credit For Pandas Mating After Playing Them His “Songs To Smash To” Playlist

Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

Gut Bacteria Declare State Of Emergency After Record-Breaking Mountain Dew Floods

Microdosing Apples? This New Craze Could Keep The Doctor Just A Little Bit Away

Developmental Psychologist Struggles To Hide Excitement After Toddler Discovered Living In Wolf Den

Co-Convention on Environmentally Wasteful Travel & Spreading Infectious Diseases Should Not Have Been Held On Cruise Ship, Say Stranded Attendees

Overworked Primary Alcohol Excited To Oxidize With Long, Hot Reflux

Kinky Alpha Helix Experiments With Peptide Bondage

Incredible! This Horse Sanctuary Runs Entirely On Big Dick Energy

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How To Power Through Seasonal Depression Because Capitalism Demands It

New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side

Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege

Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy

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