Astronomy – dnatured journal

September 27, 2020

Study Shows 420% of Introductory Astronomy Class Ripped As Fuck Right Now

September 14, 2020 David Finch

Astronomers Warn That Grad Student’s “Papers to Read” Folder Is Gathering So Much Density That It Could Collapse Into A Black Hole

April 13, 2020 Jeffrey Letourneau

Friends Encourage Blue Moon To Seek Therapy

March 25, 2020 Marc Hallworth

Alien Growing Tired Of Abducting Fuckbois Who Don’t Reciprocate Probing

February 27, 2020 Rob Ito

Fashion Yikes! The Solar System’s Kuiper Belt Doesn’t Match its Kuiper Shoes

December 9, 2019 Brad Meader

Star Mortified After Astrarazzi Publish Unflattering Photos Of Its Sunspots

December 2, 2019 Rob Ito

Aww! This Newly Discovered Planet Can’t Support Life But It’s Still Trying Its Best!

November 12, 2019 Brad Meader

First Images From Deep Space Probe Confirm That Lens Cap Was Left On

October 21, 2019 Mark Shyzer

Disney Acquires NASA And Announces Live Action Remake Of The Moon Landing

August 25, 2019 Rob Ito

Disney is likely hoping the cult following from the original film will translate into box office success.

Whoa! Astrophysicists Confirm That The Galaxy’s Most Powerful Dark Energy Is Located Inside This Middle-School Diary

August 20, 2019 Allison Gasparini

The most powerful source of dark energy in the journal comes from a poem entitled “When I First Saw You On Omegle.”

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