Astronomy – dnatured journal

April 7, 2021

Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life

March 18, 2021 David Finch

Whoa! Dark Matter Is So Massive Scientists Now Think It Might Be Made Up Of Professor Egos

January 19, 2021 David Finch

Lonely Astrophysicist Dreams Of Discovering Alternate Universe Where He Is Popular

January 18, 2021 Joseph Whittle

Whoa! Historically Red Mars Flips Blue

November 7, 2020 David Finch

Tired Of The Pandemic? Check Out These 8 Planets That Are 100% COVID-Free

November 2, 2020 Rob Ito

Teen With Telescope Accused Of Peeping On Neighbouring Exoplanets

October 12, 2020 Lexa Graham

Study Shows 420% of Introductory Astronomy Class Ripped As Fuck Right Now

September 14, 2020 David Finch

Astronomers Warn That Grad Student’s “Papers to Read” Folder Is Gathering So Much Density That It Could Collapse Into A Black Hole

April 13, 2020 Jeffrey Letourneau

Friends Encourage Blue Moon To Seek Therapy

March 25, 2020 Marc Hallworth

Alien Growing Tired Of Abducting Fuckbois Who Don’t Reciprocate Probing

February 27, 2020 Rob Ito

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