Astronomy

With the rise in conspiracy theories, so rises your extended family’s interest and “knowledge” in all things space! There may be a point during your next family gather where someone will proclaim “The moon doesn’t rotate! Otherwise we’d see the dark side!” Congratulations! It is now your job to provide a simple but informative lesson on gravity and centripetal force.

Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.

One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”

The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.