Astronomy Alien Growing Tired Of Abducting Fuckbois Who Don’t Reciprocate Probing February 27, 2020 Rob Ito
Biology Marine Biologists Nervously Excited To Soon Be Only Type Of Biologist February 24, 2020 Rob Ito
Environment Vengeful Gods Growing Increasingly Frustrated That Climate Change Receiving All The Credit For Their Wrath And Smiting February 16, 2020 Rob Ito
Astronomy Star Mortified After Astrarazzi Publish Unflattering Photos Of Its Sunspots December 2, 2019 Rob Ito
Biology Man Arrested After Dinosaur Remains Found In His Backyard November 21, 2019 Rob Ito Despite the damning evidence, Green claims ignorance that the body was even there.
Medicine Concerned Mother Launches Research Institute To Determine Why You Aren’t Married Yet October 17, 2019 Rob Ito
Biology Genetics Lab That Created The Platypus Wondering How Long Until They’re Caught September 4, 2019 Rob Ito Despite the general public’s acceptance that the egg-laying mammalian monstrosity evolved naturally, the group fears their discovery may be inevitable.
Astronomy Disney Acquires NASA And Announces Live Action Remake Of The Moon Landing August 25, 2019 Rob Ito Disney is likely hoping the cult following from the original film will translate into box office success.
