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July 21, 2019

Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains

July 2, 2019 Amar Singh

Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean

Leading Source Of Global Warming Revealed To Be Your Ex-Wife Looking Hot As Hell Since The Divorce

May 28, 2019 Darren Springer

Scientists warn Shelley could get so hot that she becomes a realtor, or a pharmaceutical rep.

Science Fair’s Baking Soda Volcanoes Completely Upstaged By Regular Volcano

May 6, 2019 Amar Singh

While there were no casualties, all staff agreed they’d rather die in a real volcano than have to see another baking soda one.

Top Climatologist Says Reversing Global Warming Won’t Bring His Ex-Wife Allison Back, So Who Cares?

April 9, 2019 Darren Springer

To Reduce Fracking-Induced Earthquakes, Petroleum Engineers Start Stuffing Earth’s Crust With Cheese

April 4, 2019 Amy Bugg

In an Effort to Combat Deforestation, Environmental Groups are Attempting to “Make Plants Cute”

April 1, 2019 Isabel Zaw-Tun

QUIZ: Which Of Earth’s Critically Endangered Species Are You?

March 23, 2019 Lexa Graham

Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees

March 18, 2019 Editor

Students Skipping Class For Climate Strike Have Politicians Concerned About Rising “C” Levels

March 17, 2019 Editor

Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs

March 7, 2019 James Island

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