Lexa Graham

she has now diagnosed as many mental illnesses in the past month that would take a trained psychologist at least a decade

“That kid will never learn how to get nutrients for itself if Cheryl keeps this up.”

“We knew something was up when we saw used hypodermic needles all over the lawn,” said police spokeswoman Carol O’Rourke.

Critics are taking aim at the solar industry after an investigation revealed that no woman has ever spoken on any of the world’s solar panels.

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

“We were facing a tough quarter, and we needed a revenue booster, and someone suggested Vitamin D as a joke”

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”