Biology Incredible! This Horse Sanctuary Runs Entirely On Big Dick Energy March 27, 2020 James Island
Medicine Study: Holding Hands In Public Releases Pheromones And Thoughts Of “Where Do You Think Is This Going Because I Thought We Agreed This Was A Casual Thing” February 11, 2020 James Island
Biology World’s Largest Dove, Thought To Be Extinct For 100 Years, Rediscovered In – No Wait, That’s Just A Plastic Bag September 27, 2019 James Island
Physics God Particle Observed In Hadron Collider Listening To Other Particles’ Prayers September 3, 2019 James Island
Chemistry Investigation: Does Everyone Know You’re High Right Now? The Answer May Alarm You September 1, 2019 James Island
Medicine Scientists Remind Public That Surest Form Of Early Cancer Detection Is Still Checking If Hand If Bigger Than Face July 25, 2019 James Island
Biology Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds June 20, 2019 James Island “Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”
Biology Neanderthals Who Mated With Humans Less Than 40,000 Years Ago Really Hated Being Called “Exotic” June 4, 2019 James Island Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.
Medicine Unvaccinated Children Now Banned From Heaven, Confirms God April 30, 2019 James Island “We now ask that each new applicant to Heaven comes prepared to show their vaccination records.”
