Articles by Marc Hallworth

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

“I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”

My name is Rodney Thomas Squance, and although I am a drone in your colony, there’s a lot more to me than my sticky bee ejaculate.

“I know people mean well, but ironically, the constant use of car-washes is actually an enormous waste of resources”