Protocol: How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone But Still Get Raw-Dogged By Midterms

Singh, A., Graham, L. et al.

“Instead of going on a Valentine’s Day date or studying, simply watch 12-14 hours of television.”

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Amar Singh is a stand-up comic and math student in Toronto. Thankfully, he's much better at comedy, so if you enjoyed an article, follow him on social media!