Professor Excited For Decades Of Research To Be Completely Misinterpreted By Media

Graham, L. et al.

Chemical Engineering professor Dr. Andre Adebayo is ecstatic that his newest paper on modified surfactant interactions is being wildly misconstrued on social media as a potential cure for depression, as well as a way to genetically modify diamonds.

“It’s an honor to have so many people read about all my hard work and come to a completely wrong conclusion about any real-world applications,” said Dr. Adebayo, who is just happy to get some recognition after 35 years in academia.

The attention came after a unpaid newspaper intern skimmed the 20-page document and cobbled a headline from the keywords and his phone’s predictive text software.

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Lexa Graham is a comedian with a Master’s degree in Chemical Engineering, and the founder and editor of dnatured. She has previously written for Reductress, CBC Comedy and also had her research published in The Canadian Journal of Chemical Engineering.

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Lexa Graham is a comedian with a Master’s degree in Chemical Engineering, and the founder and editor of dnatured. She has previously written for Reductress, CBC Comedy and also had her research published in The Canadian Journal of Chemical Engineering.