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Articles by Allison Gasparini

About Allison Gasparini
Allison Gasparini is a science writer, a comedy writer, and a science comedy writer. Currently, you can find her being serious for science in Smore Magazine. You can find her being not-so-serious for Little Old Lady Comedy, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and more!
Research

Something Big Just Happened In Science! Let Us Explain It In Insultingly Simplistic Metaphors So Your Tiny Baby Brain Will Understand

April 29, 2020 Allison Gasparini

Biology

Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

April 15, 2020 Allison Gasparini

Biology

Microbiologist’s Presentation On E. Coli Increasingly Devolving Into A PowerPoint On How Cute Bacteria Are

August 28, 2019 Allison Gasparini

She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”

Astronomy

Whoa! Astrophysicists Confirm That The Galaxy’s Most Powerful Dark Energy Is Located Inside This Middle-School Diary

August 20, 2019 Allison Gasparini

The most powerful source of dark energy in the journal comes from a poem entitled “When I First Saw You On Omegle.”

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Protocol: How To Encrypt Your Lab Notebook Using The Power Of Shitty Handwriting

New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side

Amid Pandemic, City Rats Petition Government For Some Stimulus Garbage

Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box

How To Power Through Seasonal Depression Because Capitalism Demands It

Cool! This Bottle Of Reagent Has Been In The Lab So Long It Just Received Tenure

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