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Articles by Fragnance Conchord

About Fragnance Conchord
Fragnance Conchord is a day-time scientist pursuing comedy as a side-gig. Fragnance has written for Robotbutt, Blaffo and recently contributed to the book "Welcome To The Future Which Is Mine" by Not Elon Musk. Twitter: @FConchord
Biology

Grad Student Desperate To Finish Experiments Smuggles Electron Microscope Home

September 16, 2024 Fragnance Conchord

Biology

Protocol: How To Get A Bigger Tax Return By Naming Your Bacteria As Dependents

April 25, 2021 Fragnance Conchord

Research

Scientist’s Eureka Moment Downgraded To Coffee High

July 27, 2020 Fragnance Conchord

Research

Quarantined Professor Gets Grad Students To Feed His Pet Theory

April 2, 2020 Fragnance Conchord

Biology

Lazy Ant Only Carrying Two And A Half Times Its Own Weight

December 19, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Biology

Op-Ed: Please Let Me Live Vicariously Through Your Perfect Data

June 22, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

Research

Lab Techniques To Hide Your Tears After Another Failed Experiment

May 2, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

While bawling can be a cathartic experience, the laboratory is, of course, no place for human emotions.

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