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Articles by Fragnance Conchord

About Fragnance Conchord
Fragnance Conchord is a day-time scientist pursuing comedy as a side-gig. Fragnance has written for Robotbutt, Blaffo and recently contributed to the book "Welcome To The Future Which Is Mine" by Not Elon Musk. Twitter: @FConchord
Biology

Grad Student Desperate To Finish Experiments Smuggles Electron Microscope Home

January 4, 2021 Fragnance Conchord

Research

Scientist’s Eureka Moment Downgraded To Coffee High

July 27, 2020 Fragnance Conchord

Research

Quarantined Professor Gets Grad Students To Feed His Pet Theory

April 2, 2020 Fragnance Conchord

Biology

Lazy Ant Only Carrying Two And A Half Times Its Own Weight

December 19, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Biology

Op-Ed: Please Let Me Live Vicariously Through Your Perfect Data

June 22, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

Research

Lab Techniques To Hide Your Tears After Another Failed Experiment

May 2, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

While bawling can be a cathartic experience, the laboratory is, of course, no place for human emotions.

Most Cited

QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

Theoretical Physicist Travels Back In Time To Persuade Younger Self To Go Into The Trades

Help! My Advisor Said They Were “Just Going Out For A Pack Of Smokes” And Now They’re On Sabbatical For A Year

Wow! This Overachieving Academic Published AND Perished

Hospitals Beg Public To Stop Panic Buying Medical Ventilators

Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

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