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Month: June 2019

Medicine

Teens Caught At House Party Getting Vaccinated Out Of Their Fucking Minds

June 26, 2019 Lexa Graham

“We knew something was up when we saw used hypodermic needles all over the lawn,” said police spokeswoman Carol O’Rourke.

Engineering

Sexism In Science? This Solar Panel Doesn’t Have A Single Woman On It

June 24, 2019 Lexa Graham

Critics are taking aim at the solar industry after an investigation revealed that no woman has ever spoken on any of the world’s solar panels.

Biology

Op-Ed: Please Let Me Live Vicariously Through Your Perfect Data

June 22, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

Biology

Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

June 20, 2019 James Island

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Chemistry

Health Inspector Deeply Unsettled By Lab’s “Do Not Microwave Fish, Curry, Or Aromatic Hydrocarbons” Note

June 16, 2019 Craig Fay

“I worry that the inclusion of “aromatic hydrocarbons” implies the issue was mostly due to their strong smell, and not the extremely high risk of cancer.”

Astronomy

Op-Ed by Thomas Dolby: I’m Embarrassed to Admit That She Didn’t Blind Me With Science, I Blinded Myself By Staring Into the Sun During a Solar Eclipse

June 11, 2019 Darren Springer

The woman in question did not blind me with science. Rather, despite her repeated warnings against it, I blinded myself by staring directly into the sun during a solar eclipse.

Biology

Neanderthals Who Mated With Humans Less Than 40,000 Years Ago Really Hated Being Called “Exotic”

June 4, 2019 James Island

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.

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