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About Darren Springer
Darren Springer is a writer living in Toronto who has been published in Splitsider, CBC Comedy, and bite.ca. He can also be found at darrendspringer.bandcamp.com
Biology

Shit! Scientists Announce Terrifying New Insect They’re Calling “Tax-Fraud Wasps”

February 2, 2021 Darren Springer

Biology

Pandas Roll in Horse Feces to Keep Warm, Announce Zoo Koalas, Snickering

February 2, 2021 Darren Springer

Medicine

Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home

February 1, 2021 Darren Springer

Medicine

Woman Skeptical About Vaccinating Child She Just Kidnapped From Parking Lot

December 9, 2019 Darren Springer

Chemistry

Element Fired From Periodic Table Amid Reports Of Dangerously Unstable Behaviour

December 2, 2019 Darren Springer

Biology

Jawless, Parasitic Fish Joins The Cast Of The View

August 27, 2019 Darren Springer

“we at The View pride ourselves on the diversity of the voices featured on our program”

Chemistry

Nutritionists Recommend Replacing Deep-Fried Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes with Baked Chocolate-Dipped Bacon-Wrapped Ice Cream Sundaes

August 2, 2019 Darren Springer

It cuts down on calories, saturated fat, and cholesterol by as much as ‘some,’”

Medicine

Report: Restricting Screen Time Among Young Children May Leave Them Dangerously Unaware of Which Celebrities Have Been Cancelled

July 28, 2019 Darren Springer

Medicine

Healthy Diet Linked To 100% Of Painfully Long And Joyless Lifespans

July 11, 2019 Darren Springer

“If you want the satisfaction of having outlived virtually all of your friends and family, be sure to eat only fruit, vegetables, nuts, leafy greens and water.”

Astronomy

Op-Ed by Thomas Dolby: I’m Embarrassed to Admit That She Didn’t Blind Me With Science, I Blinded Myself By Staring Into the Sun During a Solar Eclipse

June 11, 2019 Darren Springer

The woman in question did not blind me with science. Rather, despite her repeated warnings against it, I blinded myself by staring directly into the sun during a solar eclipse.

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