James Island, Author at dnatured journal

Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

June 20, 2019 James Island

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Neanderthals Who Mated With Humans Less Than 40,000 Years Ago Really Hated Being Called “Exotic”

June 4, 2019 James Island

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.

Unvaccinated Children Now Banned From Heaven, Confirms God

April 30, 2019 James Island

“We now ask that each new applicant to Heaven comes prepared to show their vaccination records.”

RNT-bearing pRKL-b Elicits A Grotalic Distension Response Via UPdva and CRILDR Components OK Nobody’s Paying Attention I’m Gonna Talk About How Much I Love Butts

April 18, 2019 James Island

BLE could alter our current understanding of how RNT-bearing pRKL-b interacts with CRILDR components through a system of UPdva (and, less commonly, the homologous UPdvb)… Everyone gone? Perfect, now I can speak freely: Man oh MAN butts are awesome, right?