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About George Burgess
George Burgess is a writer and stand-up comedian in Toronto, Ontario. He can be heard on Sirius XM, has placed in or won many contests including but not limited to The Los Angeles Laugh Factory Stand Up Shot Contest 2017, Brampton One-Liner Competition 2017, and is a contributor to Funny Or Die. He can be seen performing all over mostly-Toronto and was recently nominated for Toronto’s Best Male Newcomer I Heart Jokes 2018 Award.
Engineering

World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits

July 22, 2020 George Burgess

Research

Quarantined Professor Gets Grad Students To Feed His Pet Theory

April 2, 2020 George Burgess

Biology

Rabbit In Cosmetics Testing Control Group Sick Of Getting Told She Looks “Tired” Today

July 7, 2019 George Burgess

“I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”

Medicine

Cookie Scientists Warn We Could Be Approaching “Peak Frean”

April 24, 2019 George Burgess

Physics

Ten Year Long Study Concludes Definitively How Long A Decade Is

April 9, 2019 George Burgess

Biology

Scientists In Solid Gold Lab Coats Assure Public “Everything Bayer Is Doing Is Great”

February 27, 2019 George Burgess

Biology

Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope

December 6, 2018 George Burgess

The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”

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