Medicine Cool! This New Face Mask Technology Promises A 95% Increase In Face Itchiness May 14, 2021 David Finch
Astronomy Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life March 18, 2021 David Finch
Engineering Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spills Millions Of Gallons of Wind Into The Ocean March 2, 2021 David Finch
Astronomy Whoa! Dark Matter Is So Massive Scientists Now Think It Might Be Made Up Of Professor Egos January 19, 2021 David Finch
Medicine Jackpot! My Weird Uncle Found Six Great COVID Cures And They’re Only $99 On This Sketchy-Looking Website October 6, 2020 David Finch
Astronomy Study Shows 420% of Introductory Astronomy Class Ripped As Fuck Right Now September 14, 2020 David Finch
