Biology

“They definitely worked on their upper bodies, but their legs are like a bundle of pine needles.”

He insists that his interest is purely professional

“I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.