Biology

“I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.

“We were facing a tough quarter, and we needed a revenue booster, and someone suggested Vitamin D as a joke”

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

Microbiologist Dr. Leila Chu has dazzled once again with her new biofilm “The Growth of Pathogenic Pseudomonas aeruginosa On Hospital Catheters”

“I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”