Biology

“The next day, I felt a tingling in my fingers, and immediately could tell that something was different,” explained Elliot. “I thought I had developed telekinesis, but after some tests, the doctor confirmed it was the most severe anemia she’d ever seen.”

Despite the general public’s acceptance that the egg-laying mammalian monstrosity evolved naturally, the group fears their discovery may be inevitable.

She began by giving everyone a discount code for her “Googl-E. coli” dolls, which were just pom-poms with googly eyes”