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Rabbit In Cosmetics Testing Control Group Sick Of Getting Told She Looks “Tired” Today

July 7, 2019 George Burgess

“I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”

Biology

Op-Ed: Please Let Me Live Vicariously Through Your Perfect Data

June 22, 2019 Fragnance Conchord

Just a quick hit of your graph’s flawless curves will allow me to survive another year of statistical insignificance!

Biology

Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

June 20, 2019 James Island

“Trust me, you don’t need to remember more than four seconds back to figure out that existence is suffering”

Biology

Neanderthals Who Mated With Humans Less Than 40,000 Years Ago Really Hated Being Called “Exotic”

June 4, 2019 James Island

Early humans would commonly call their Neanderthal sexual partners “exotic,” apparently believing that was somehow an okay thing to say.

Biology

Nutritionists Admit Every Vitamin Beyond “C” Totally Made Up

May 31, 2019 Craig Fay

“We were facing a tough quarter, and we needed a revenue booster, and someone suggested Vitamin D as a joke”

Biology

Great White Shark Finally Acknowledges Its Great White Privilege

May 23, 2019 Lexa Graham

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

Biology

Biologist Wows Critics With Cinematography Of Foreign Biofilm

April 30, 2019 Lexa Graham

Microbiologist Dr. Leila Chu has dazzled once again with her new biofilm “The Growth of Pathogenic Pseudomonas aeruginosa On Hospital Catheters”

Biology

Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy

April 29, 2019 Marcus Haugen

“I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”

Biology

RNT-bearing pRKL-b Elicits A Grotalic Distension Response Via UPdva and CRILDR Components OK Nobody’s Paying Attention I’m Gonna Talk About How Much I Love Butts

April 18, 2019 James Island

BLE could alter our current understanding of how RNT-bearing pRKL-b interacts with CRILDR components through a system of UPdva (and, less commonly, the homologous UPdvb)… Everyone gone? Perfect, now I can speak freely: Man oh MAN butts are awesome, right?

Biology

Most Plants Enjoy Being Licked In The Phloem, Claims This Bee

April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham

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