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Biology

Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs

September 13, 2024 James Island

Biology

Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard

June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham

A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.

Biology

Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope

May 30, 2024 George Burgess

The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”

Research

Is Your Research Meaningless? New Study Suggests Yes!

May 1, 2024 Lexa Graham

Environment

Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains

July 2, 2019 Amar Singh

Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean

Research

PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read

April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham

“I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”

Biology

Forensic Science Prodigy Pronounces Man “Hella Dead”

March 23, 2019 Amy Bugg

Engineering

Engineering Student Stoked To Only Have 17 Classes This Semester

February 22, 2019 Marc Hallworth

Engineering

Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham

Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.

Astronomy

Curiosity Rover Pours Out Last Remaining Drops Of Mars Water For Fallen Opportunity Rover

February 13, 2019 Lexa Graham

The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.

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