Medicine Top Koopa Kingdom Psychologist Says Bowser Is Clearly An “Empath” March 26, 2019 Darren Springer
Chemistry Food Scientists Determine Soup Was Not As Spicy as Karen Said it Was March 19, 2019 Amy Bugg
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Environment Students Skipping Class For Climate Strike Have Politicians Concerned About Rising “C” Levels March 17, 2019 Editor
Engineering Engineering Student Stoked To Only Have 17 Classes This Semester February 22, 2019 Marc Hallworth
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Astronomy Curiosity Rover Pours Out Last Remaining Drops Of Mars Water For Fallen Opportunity Rover February 13, 2019 Lexa Graham The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.
Chemistry Can You Afford To Eat Today, Or Are You An Undergrad Who Has Broken Some Glassware? February 9, 2019 Lexa Graham Many students are facing a difficult choice; either buying an entire week’s worth of groceries, or accidentally chipping one frail beaker.
Medicine Facial Transplant Recipient Waiting On Donation From Hotter Person February 8, 2019 Lexa Graham The would-be recipient shocked her doctors after she rejected the face of donor Karen Wright, a 49-year-old five out of ten.
