Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Research PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham “I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”
Astronomy Neptune’s Newly Discovered Moon “Hippocamp” To Be Given Cruel Nickname By Popular Girl Moons April 17, 2019 Craig Fay Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.
Engineering Engineers Develop Prosthetic Hand For Amputees Who Just Want To Stare At Their Hands While High April 14, 2019 Darren Springer “The standard prosthetic is far smoother than the average human hand, and lacks the wrinkles, hair and pockmarks that really blow your fucking mind”
Chemistry How Did This Particle Get So Alpha? He Swears By Having Two Protons and Two Neutrons April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham
Biology Scientists Confirm ‘We Have No Goddamn Idea’ Whether Chocolate Is Good Or Bad For You April 11, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Supermassive Black Hole Absorbs Large Portions Of Your Facebook Timeline April 10, 2019 James Island
Biology To My Queen: Yes, I Am A Drone Bee, But I Am More Than Just Your Sex Slave April 10, 2019 Marc Hallworth My name is Rodney Thomas Squance, and although I am a drone in your colony, there’s a lot more to me than my sticky bee ejaculate.
