Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Research PhD Student Celebrates Paying Thousands Of Dollars To Write A Paper Only 17 People Will Read April 18, 2019 Lexa Graham “I come from the lower-middle class, so I knew academia was my path to getting six figures,” said Williams, “I just thought it would be in salary.”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs March 7, 2019 James Island
Engineering Engineering Student Stoked To Only Have 17 Classes This Semester February 22, 2019 Marc Hallworth
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard February 16, 2019 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Astronomy Curiosity Rover Pours Out Last Remaining Drops Of Mars Water For Fallen Opportunity Rover February 13, 2019 Lexa Graham The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.
Chemistry Can You Afford To Eat Today, Or Are You An Undergrad Who Has Broken Some Glassware? February 9, 2019 Lexa Graham Many students are facing a difficult choice; either buying an entire week’s worth of groceries, or accidentally chipping one frail beaker.
Medicine Facial Transplant Recipient Waiting On Donation From Hotter Person February 8, 2019 Lexa Graham The would-be recipient shocked her doctors after she rejected the face of donor Karen Wright, a 49-year-old five out of ten.
