Articles by Marc Hallworth

“The next day, I felt a tingling in my fingers, and immediately could tell that something was different,” explained Elliot. “I thought I had developed telekinesis, but after some tests, the doctor confirmed it was the most severe anemia she’d ever seen.”

“83% is a decent enough mark to base the rest of my life on.”

“I can swim into any ocean and not be questioned about whether or not I belong”

My name is Rodney Thomas Squance, and although I am a drone in your colony, there’s a lot more to me than my sticky bee ejaculate.

“I know people mean well, but ironically, the constant use of car-washes is actually an enormous waste of resources”