Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Astronomy Curiosity Rover Pours Out Last Remaining Drops Of Mars Water For Fallen Opportunity Rover February 13, 2019 Lexa Graham The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.
Medicine Facial Transplant Recipient Waiting On Donation From Hotter Person February 8, 2019 Lexa Graham The would-be recipient shocked her doctors after she rejected the face of donor Karen Wright, a 49-year-old five out of ten.
Biology Deep Sea Divers Discover Three New Aquatic Monstrosities February 6, 2019 Lexa Graham The new species have been classified as “abominations” by marine biologists.
Astronomy NASA: Mars Likely Has Enough Oxygen To Support Entire Real Housewives Franchise February 5, 2019 Cathryn Naiker Producers are looking for Housewives that are as thin and lifeless as the Martian atmosphere.
Environment New Climate Change Solution? Man Suggests Flipping Earth To Cold Side February 4, 2019 Lexa Graham “I was making pancakes and realized the side closest to the heat keeps getting all burnt up… why haven’t scientists used that idea to stop climate change yet?”
Engineering Climate Scientists Clarify That Driving A Washed Car Doesn’t Qualify As Using “Clean Energy” January 31, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I know people mean well, but ironically, the constant use of car-washes is actually an enormous waste of resources”
Biology Scientists Confirm Insect With Longest Recorded Lifespan Is That Noisy Fly In Your Kitchen January 5, 2019 Isabel Zaw-Tun
Astronomy Tragic! Rocket Scientists Break Up Over Thrust Issues December 8, 2018 Amar Singh “Being with him was a real Challenger”
Biology Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope December 6, 2018 George Burgess The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”
