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Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Astronomy Curiosity Rover Pours Out Last Remaining Drops Of Mars Water For Fallen Opportunity Rover February 13, 2019 Lexa Graham The touching tribute infuriated Nestle, who bought a 1000-year permit for all Martian water for sixteen cents.