Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine November 14, 2024 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs September 13, 2024 James Island
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Physicists Discover Dark Matter Has Harder Time Finding Employment March 16, 2019 Leonard Chan One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Biology Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats February 10, 2025 Amar Singh
Research Habitat Expansion? Graduate Students Found Living in a Cave Near Campus February 6, 2025 Vince LiCata
Biology Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive! January 1, 2025 Tareq Yousef
Research Bold Hypothesis of “This Will Totally Be My Year!” Not Supported By The Data January 1, 2025 Em Miraglia
Astronomy Astronomers Warn That Grad Student’s “Papers to Read” Folder Is Gathering So Much Density That It Could Collapse Into A Black Hole November 16, 2024 Jeffrey Letourneau
Research Lab Run by AI Fails the Turing Test After All Students Report That They Are Happy October 18, 2024 Vince LiCata
Biology PPE “Kinda Optional” In This Lab Reports Scarred, Fluorescent Lab Technician October 17, 2024 Annie Tek
Research Oops! I Accidentally Submitted To A Predatory Journal And Now It’s Hunting Me For Sport October 16, 2024 Editor
Chemistry Unlabeled Bottle in Chemistry Lab “Definitely Acid of Some Kind” According to Undergrad Whose Hands Are Burning October 15, 2024 Jimmy Carl
