Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Physicists Discover Dark Matter Has Harder Time Finding Employment March 16, 2019 Leonard Chan One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs March 7, 2019 James Island
Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard February 16, 2019 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Chemistry Unlabeled Bottle in Chemistry Lab “Definitely Acid of Some Kind” According to Undergrad Whose Hands Are Burning November 23, 2022 Jimmy Carl
Astronomy Hottie Alert! The James Webb Telescope Just Found A New Heavenly Body That Is Absolutely Jacked November 7, 2022 Jimmy Carl
Physics Phew! Physicists Say That, Theoretically, There Must Be At Least One Universe Where You Are Thriving October 7, 2022 Editor
Engineering Oops! This Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spilled A Ton Of Wind Into The Ocean August 28, 2022 Editor
Research Sick Of Reviewer 2’s Harsh Critiques? Wait Til You See What the Users Of Goodreads Think Of Your Manuscript! August 11, 2022 Christina Aspinwall
Astronomy Award Winning Astronomer Kicked Out Of Royal Astronomical Society After Video From 2005 Shows Him Calling Pluto A Planet August 7, 2022 Pepper Coronado
Biology Protocol: How To Convince Your Date To Come Back To Your Lab Because You Have A Timepoint To Finish August 1, 2022 Lexa Graham
Research 8 Ways to Say “I Don’t Want To Answer Your Question” At Your Next Poster Session August 1, 2022 Sophie Fletcher
