Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Physicists Discover Dark Matter Has Harder Time Finding Employment March 16, 2019 Leonard Chan One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs March 7, 2019 James Island
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Research New Grad Student Disappointed To Learn That “Grad School Is Like A Rollercoaster” Did Not Mean It Was Fun August 25, 2024 Valerie Bentivegna
Research Nice! Friend Who Quit Academia For Industry Doing Well… Really, Really Well… August 22, 2024 Lexa Graham
Biology QUIZ: Are You A Centrifuge, Or Are You Just A Grad Student Whose Life Is Spinning Out Of Control?? August 13, 2024 Valerie Bentivegna
Biology Protocol: How to Collect a Lifetime Supply of Pens at a Single Conference August 12, 2024 Stephen Murtough
Biology God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image August 4, 2024 Jeffrey Letourneau
Research Whoops! Recent Graduate Realizes That Having A PhD Does Not Make Someone Employable August 4, 2024 Valerie Bentivegna
Environment Vengeful Gods Growing Increasingly Frustrated That Climate Change Receiving All The Credit For Their Wrath And Smiting July 29, 2024 Rob Ito
Environment Yas Queen! Climate Scientists Say We Should Prepare For An Entire Hot Girl Century!!! July 29, 2024 Lexa Graham
Research 4 Ways to Justify Your Procrastination As An Essential Part Of The Thesis Writing Process July 29, 2024 Justin Kaplan
