Biology Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard June 10, 2024 Lexa Graham A local sparrow was stunned after a DNA test revealed that 90% of his genetics are from something called a “Tonga Ground Skink” and not from a Tyrannosaurus rex, as his family has claimed for generations.
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Biology 17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine May 5, 2019 Marc Hallworth “I only read the pre-lab five minutes ago, I don’t know how this thing works at all. It’s the size of a rhino and apparently pretty fragile.”
Environment Illegal Logging Company Says It Was Just Checking Out The Age Of All Those Trees March 18, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Physicists Discover Dark Matter Has Harder Time Finding Employment March 16, 2019 Leonard Chan One employer, who preferred to remain anonymous, asked, “how can I hire matter I can’t even detect?”
Biology Marine Biologists Confirm Mermaid That Washed Up On Shore Had Stomach Full Of Thing-A-Ma-Bobs March 7, 2019 James Island
Engineering Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40 February 14, 2019 Lexa Graham Women were carefully collected from Wine & Paint nights and Lifetime Channel movie auditions, then spun into fabrics using a converted SoulCycle gym.
Biology Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint July 23, 2024 Valerie Bentivegna
Most cited 6 Ways To Say ‘I Don’t Have Any New Data’ At Your Next Lab Meeting July 21, 2024 Tareq Yousef
Research New Experiment Reveals Nothing, But You Sure Spent Six Months Of Your Life On It! July 18, 2024 Amar Singh
Research Cute Summer Outfits You’ll Never Get To Wear Because They Are Banned From The Lab July 15, 2024 Lexa Graham
Astronomy Bend In Space Time? The Clock Says 10am, But It Feels Like It’s Time To Go Home July 14, 2024 Joseph Whittle
Environment Climate Scientists Say Rising Sea Levels Are Either Caused By Climate Change Or A Bunch Of People Getting Into The Water At The Same Time July 12, 2024 James Island
Biology Baby Scientists Discussing Possibility Of Mommy Just Being Behind Hands July 10, 2024 Isha Pati
Medicine Lab Libs! Researchers Have Uncovered A Link Between [Something You Love] And [The Worst Thing You Can Think Of] June 18, 2024 Craig Fay