Biology Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy April 29, 2019 Marcus Haugen “I started to realize I wasn’t just catching a cold, I was catching feels.”
Astronomy Association Of Bachelor Scientists Thrilled To Announce Discovery Of The “Fedora Borealis” April 28, 2019 Darren Springer
Engineering Inspiring! This Underprivileged Student Solved A Centuries-Old Math Problem Because His School Can’t Afford New Textbooks! April 19, 2019 Lexa Graham “The textbook is so outdated that his SAT test scores won’t even get him into a safety school. But by 1857 standards? He’s an absolute savant.”
Astronomy Neptune’s Newly Discovered Moon “Hippocamp” To Be Given Cruel Nickname By Popular Girl Moons April 17, 2019 Craig Fay Neptune, for it’s part, shouted “don’t make me come out there” when it heard the moons bickering in its orbit.
Engineering Engineers Develop Prosthetic Hand For Amputees Who Just Want To Stare At Their Hands While High April 14, 2019 Darren Springer “The standard prosthetic is far smoother than the average human hand, and lacks the wrinkles, hair and pockmarks that really blow your fucking mind”
Chemistry How Did This Particle Get So Alpha? He Swears By Having Two Protons and Two Neutrons April 12, 2019 Lexa Graham
Biology Scientists Confirm ‘We Have No Goddamn Idea’ Whether Chocolate Is Good Or Bad For You April 11, 2019 Editor
Astronomy Supermassive Black Hole Absorbs Large Portions Of Your Facebook Timeline April 10, 2019 James Island
