Chemistry Scientists Finally Achieve Cold Fusion After Forgetting Room Temperature Fusion In The Freezer July 19, 2019 Lexa Graham
Medicine Protocol: How To Get A Beach Body With Just A Few Centuries Of Erosion July 15, 2019 Lexa Graham
Biology Study Of City Pigeons Confirms Breadcrumbs Taste Better From The Street July 14, 2019 Michelle Zhitomirsky
Medicine Healthy Diet Linked To 100% Of Painfully Long And Joyless Lifespans July 11, 2019 Darren Springer “If you want the satisfaction of having outlived virtually all of your friends and family, be sure to eat only fruit, vegetables, nuts, leafy greens and water.”
Engineering High School Student Decides To Major In Engineering After Getting 83% One Time In Physics July 8, 2019 Marc Hallworth “83% is a decent enough mark to base the rest of my life on.”
Biology Rabbit In Cosmetics Testing Control Group Sick Of Getting Told She Looks “Tired” Today July 7, 2019 George Burgess “I slept fine. I wish everyone would stop asking”
Environment Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains July 2, 2019 Amar Singh Since it’s mostly plastic at this point, maybe we just give up on calling it The Ocean
Medicine Paranoid Mother Keeps Child On Leash For 9 Months July 1, 2019 Lexa Graham “That kid will never learn how to get nutrients for itself if Cheryl keeps this up.”
Medicine Teens Caught At House Party Getting Vaccinated Out Of Their Fucking Minds June 26, 2019 Lexa Graham “We knew something was up when we saw used hypodermic needles all over the lawn,” said police spokeswoman Carol O’Rourke.