Most cited Success! Student Aces Thesis Defense After Harshest Committee Member Can’t Figure Out How To Unmute Mic
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Research Progress! This Ivy League Research Department Interviewed A Diverse Set of Candidates Before Hiring Some White Dude
Biology Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint July 23, 2024
Research New Experiment Reveals Nothing, But You Sure Spent Six Months Of Your Life On It! July 18, 2024
Research Cute Summer Outfits You’ll Never Get To Wear Because They Are Banned From The Lab July 15, 2024
Biology Super Bacteria Mock New Antibiotics By Spelling Out “That All You Got?” Under Microscope May 30, 2024 The super bacteria call the microbiologist’s attempts at assassinating their colony “pathetic”
Biology God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image May 28, 2024
Biology Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint July 23, 2024
Research New Experiment Reveals Nothing, But You Sure Spent Six Months Of Your Life On It! July 18, 2024
Biology Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Place Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades May 19, 2024
Astronomy Hottie Alert! The James Webb Telescope Just Found A New Heavenly Body That Is Absolutely Jacked November 7, 2022
Biology Cool! Snakes Tired of Being Poached for Boots Are Evolving Skin To Look Cheap and Tasteless July 7, 2022
Medicine Experimental Psychology Professor Assigns 500 Page Essay On Sleep Deprivation Due Tomorrow May 12, 2022
Biology Wow! This Newly Discovered Dinosaur Was Just Elected Nation’s Youngest Senator April 17, 2022
Astronomy Lonely Perseverance Rover Fires Up Tinder To Begin Search Signs of Martian Love Life March 18, 2021
Biology Scientists Confirm Sex With A Neanderthal Would Have Been Fucking Mind-blowing March 15, 2021
Engineering Oops! Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spills Millions Of Gallons of Wind Into The Ocean March 2, 2021
Engineering Protocol: How To Use Data Science To Prove Your Roommate Is Slacking On Dishes February 7, 2021
Medicine Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home February 1, 2021
News & Views Whoopsie! Researcher Accidentally Submits Paper To Science Total Landscaping November 17, 2020
Most cited Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months September 27, 2020
Chemistry Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List September 15, 2020
Engineering Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses August 27, 2020
Medicine Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists August 12, 2020
Biology Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways August 5, 2020
Medicine Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves July 27, 2020
Biology Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive! July 22, 2020
Engineering World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits July 22, 2020
Biology Scientists Now Say Diplodocus May Have Evolved Whiplike Tail To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom July 20, 2020
Medicine Wow! This University Is So Committed To Improving Mental Health It’s Making Student Volunteers Help Each Other For Free July 16, 2020
Biology Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot July 15, 2020
Biology Wow! Several Videos Showed These Apples Were Bad But Then The Apple Union Was Like, “Nuh Uh,” And Now The Apples Are Tear Gassing Us June 11, 2020
Most cited “We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists June 9, 2020
Grad Student Who Used Any Excuse To Avoid Lab Work Now Reminiscing About All The Experiments They Could Be Doing
Climate Scientists Say Rising Sea Levels Are Either Caused By Climate Change Or A Bunch Of People Getting Into The Water At The Same Time