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Adorable! This Grad Student Genuinely Thought They’d Get Some Writing Done Over Quarantine
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Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box
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Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(

Move Over Mouth Pipetting! The Hottest New Lab Trend Is Scoopula Nails

Experimental Psychology Professor Assigns 500 Page Essay On Sleep Deprivation Due Tomorrow

Renowned Physicist Kidnapped And Forced To Write Sequel To His Thesis By Crazed Superfan

Wow! This Newly Discovered Dinosaur Was Just Elected Nation’s Youngest Senator

Funding Hack! This Biologist Named A Recently Discovered Gene “Physiological Relevance” And Immediately Got A Flood Of Grants

February 16, 2022

Oops! School’s Periodic Table Is Missing All The Newly Discovered Elements And Also Important Ones Like Carbon

February 4, 2022

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Protocol: How To Use Data Science To Prove Your Roommate Is Slacking On Dishes

February 7, 2021

Pandas Roll in Horse Feces to Keep Warm, Announce Zoo Koalas, Snickering

February 2, 2021

Clinically Depressed Man Can’t Wait to Return to Pre-COVID Lifestyle of Avoiding Human Contact and Rarely Leaving Home

February 1, 2021

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Snubbed? Bacteria That Were The Focus Of Student’s Entire Degree Strangely Absent From Thesis Acknowledgements

January 6, 2022

Bend In Space Time? The Clock Says 10am, But It Feels Like It’s Time To Go Home

November 23, 2021

Protocol: How to Channel Lab Frustrations Into A Productive Workout

November 14, 2021

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Whoopsie! Researcher Accidentally Submits Paper To Science Total Landscaping

November 17, 2020

Lazy Cell Still Gets Mom To Fold Its Proteins

October 18, 2020

Retro! This Hipster Chemist Only Pipettes By Mouth And Now He Is Very Sick

October 5, 2020

Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint

September 28, 2020

Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months

September 27, 2020

Whoops! This Research Chemist Forgot To Add “But Not For Drugs” At The End Of Their Google Search And Now They’re On A Watch List

September 15, 2020

Bankrupt Company Forced To Sell Customer’s Data Just To Afford Executive Bonuses

August 27, 2020

Scientific Baby Names To Help Your Newborn Get Noticed By The Ivy League

August 24, 2020

Study Confirms Americans Will Believe Anything Said By People Wearing White Coats, As Long As They’re Not Doctors Or Scientists

August 12, 2020

Aww! This New Line of Bacteria Scented Candles Will Make Your Place Smell Just Like The Warm Room That Hasn’t Been Cleaned In Decades

August 10, 2020

Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways

Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

How To Power Through A Pandemic Because Capitalism Demands It

Whoa! This New Fluorescent Antibody Is Just As Dim As The Previous One, But Twice As Expensive!

World’s Most Powerful Supercomputer Capable Of Calculating BOOBIES To Seven Digits

Scientists Now Say Diplodocus May Have Evolved Whiplike Tail To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom

Wow! This University Is So Committed To Improving Mental Health It’s Making Student Volunteers Help Each Other For Free

Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

Queen Bee Executed After Successful Coup By Worker Bees

Wow! Several Videos Showed These Apples Were Bad But Then The Apple Union Was Like, “Nuh Uh,” And Now The Apples Are Tear Gassing Us

Fish File Complaint After Sharp Increase In Trash Dumped Into Their Waters

“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists

Epidemiologists Sound Alarm About Drastic Increase In “Disappearing Spine Disease” Currently Ravaging Elected Officials

Local Sharks Disappointed To Learn Beaches Weren’t Closed Because Of Them

Terrified Scientists Discover Colossal Squid’s Even Bigger Ancestor: Absolute Unit Squid

Aww! FOX Just Donated Millions Of “The Masked Singer” Costumes To Some Confused Hospital Staff

Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You)

Scientists Fear That Society Is Unprepared For Imminent Post-Covid-19 Orgy

HGTV Announces Even Tinier House Hunters Spin-Off Featuring All-Hermit Crab Cast

Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

Genius? This Lab Is Funded Entirely By Cashing In Life Insurance Policies On Lab Rats

God Not Sure How to Tell Humanity That E. Coli Is The Species Made in His Own Image

Student Lifehack! 5 Easy Recipes You Can Make With That Black Crust In Your Microwave

Zoologist Takes Credit For Pandas Mating After Playing Them His “Songs To Smash To” Playlist

Researchers Discover Busted Ass Bird So Ugly And Annoying They Would Like To Un-Discover It

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Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint

Protocol: How To Get A Bigger Tax Return By Naming Your Bacteria As Dependents

17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine

Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard

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Yas Queen! Climate Scientists Say We Should Prepare For An Entire Hot Girl Century!!!

March 8, 2020
Wow! This Newly Discovered Dinosaur Was Just Elected Nation’s Youngest Senator

April 17, 2022
Protocol: How To Passive-Aggressively Let Undergrads Know There Is A CORRECT Way To Take Pipette Tips From The Box

June 12, 2020
Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

July 27, 2020
Incredible! These Military Engineers Created An Invisibility Cloak Made Of Women Over 40

February 14, 2019
Grad Student Becomes Lab’s Go-To Graphic Designer After Making Half-Decent Image In Powerpoint

September 28, 2020
Report: Grad school make u feel real dumb and sad :(

September 9, 2019
Tragic! Study On The Negative Psychological Effects Of Using Social Media Has Only Received Six Likes

April 8, 2021
Scientists Say The Ocean Now Contains So Much Plastic That We Should Call It “The Plastic” And Be Happy With How Much Ocean It Contains

July 2, 2019
Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

July 15, 2020
Scientist Falling For The Very Virus He Swore To Destroy

April 29, 2019
17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine

May 5, 2019
QUIZ: Should We Try To Solve The Climate Crisis Or Just Let A Few People Make As Much Money As Possible In The Little Time We Have Left?

November 10, 2019
Help! My Advisor Said They Were “Just Going Out For A Pack Of Smokes” And Now They’re On Sabbatical For A Year

January 20, 2020

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