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November 7, 2022

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October 7, 2022

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October 5, 2022

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August 28, 2022

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February 7, 2021

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Impressive! This Student Has Learned and Forgotten Stats 19 Times

September 26, 2022

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August 11, 2022

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February 2, 2021

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October 18, 2020

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September 15, 2020

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August 27, 2020

Scientific Baby Names To Help Your Newborn Get Noticed By The Ivy League

August 24, 2020

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August 12, 2020

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August 10, 2020

Scientists Agree To Only Play God With Lifeforms That Were Likely To Worship Them Anyways

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Queen Bee Executed After Successful Coup By Worker Bees

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Fish File Complaint After Sharp Increase In Trash Dumped Into Their Waters

“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists

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Uh Oh! Scientists Warn Of Fierce New Drag Queen Bees Here To Slay The Competition (And You)

Scientists Fear That Society Is Unprepared For Imminent Post-Covid-19 Orgy

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Quantum Physicist Creates Super Colander To Strain Away Excess Particles

Exasperated Health Officials Move to Rebrand Every Fruit and Vegetable as Superfoods

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Open Letter From A Lab Rat: Please Remove The Tumour You Genetically Engineered Into My Anus And Explain Yourselves

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July 3, 2020
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February 16, 2019
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May 13, 2020
How To Power Through Seasonal Depression Because Capitalism Demands It

January 19, 2020
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September 28, 2020
Alcoholic Goldfish Drinks To Forget Harrowing Last Four Seconds

June 20, 2019
Wow! This Paleontologist Working From Home Just Discovered A New Dinosaur Species With Bare Foot

July 15, 2020
Oops! Offshore Wind Farm Accidentally Spills Millions Of Gallons of Wind Into The Ocean

March 2, 2021
“We Condemn Racism In All Forms,” Says University Founded By Racists That Still Has Buildings Named After Notorious Racists

June 9, 2020
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September 27, 2020
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July 27, 2020

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